Guy in Lockdown Was Forced to Pull His Own Tooth Out
Published 5 years ago in Ftw
Billy Taylor, a 33 year-old British guy, yanked one of his teeth out with a pair of pliers when he couldn't get seen by a dentist.
The man's tooth had been hurting him for several days, and after not getting through to his dentist and being turned away by emergency medical services, he pulled the sucker out on his own.
Taylor's only preparation for the procedure was watching YouTube tutorials and taking a few shots of whiskey.
He described the process as "bloody painful" and "hideous,” adding that he “probably wouldn’t recommend it, unless you know what you are doing. You could crush the whole tooth."
Dentists are choosing to see this as a health issue, but more optimistic people can see it as another problem being solved by the excellent combination of YouTube and whiskey.
This Twitter Account Is Digging Deep for the Absolute Worst Acting in Porn
Published 5 years ago in Funny
While we may never know exactly why the acting in porn must be terrible, we at least finally have a special place to go and appreciate the kind of overly dramatic, underly logical performances unique to pornography.
That place is the Twitter account Bad Porn Acting, and it's a shallow but wonderful trove of cringey non-se(x)quiturs, dumb plot lines, and brilliantly bad dick jokes.
— Bad Porn Acting (@BadPornActing) April 21, 2020
While real actors have put together parody bad acting porn intros before, like the old web series James Gunn's PG Porn, they lacked some pizazz because you know it's supposed to be funny and fake. But the scenes collected by this Twitter account are all—fortunately or unfortunately— 100% real.
It’s in the jeans pic.twitter.com/OERGnnOOhf
— Bad Porn Acting (@BadPornActing) April 21, 2020
Should have bought the cereal tbf pic.twitter.com/SaJDC9ZHux
— Bad Porn Acting (@BadPornActing) April 21, 2020
There's not many clips on the account, probably because it takes time to come by these really ridickulous moments, but they're all short and sweet.
— Bad Porn Acting (@BadPornActing) April 21, 2020
Some of them are so insanely written they almost deserve an award for coming up with such elaborate and disturbing sex jokes.
Joe Rogan’s podcast has gone too far pic.twitter.com/SagqN0TEYb
— Bad Porn Acting (@BadPornActing) April 21, 2020
Hopefully one day the Academy Awards are brave enough to nominate this kind of cinema to the platform it deserves.
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